Body Copy: So if you want to open a restaurant, leave your tofu over in New Paltz is all we’re saying. And if you want to open a coffee shop, don’t make us learn new words for small, medium, and large is all we’re saying. And if you want to open a wine bar, you better be selling some damn good wine because most of the people around here would rather drink beer is all we’re saying. And if you want to open a store that sells clothes, you best be thinking work clothes because people work around here is all we’re saying. And if you want to open a pharmacy, a tattoo parlor, or just sell vintage guitars, that would probably be fine with us too, is all we’re saying. Jews, Blacks, Italians (and all others) welcome. No Artists or Canadians.